Got this from one of my field tech's....
> A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork
> and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be
> beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.
>
> He went to the local technical college, signed up for classes, attended diligently, and
> learned all he could.
>
> When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared
> carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
>
> When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.
> Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear > ungrateful for
such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade."
>
> The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of
> the total mark. "You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."
>
> After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which
> I've never seen done in my entire life".
Steve Metzger Tucson, Arizona