I'm new here, and dont wanna make waves, but unlike pretend vikings or criminals from prison island, some here would find offense in that "oletime humor"... u might wanna consider a workable substitute, like noob, or nimcompoop, nucklehead... or even negro (didnt work so well for Harry Ried though).
I'm just sayin. 
Brian
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