This is all very tounge in cheek, but like all stories there is a little truth, we as Aussies do like to take the pi*s
If there is anything you don't understand let me know and I'll translate 
Maybe you know this one. "Yeah I glassed 'im" = Smashed a beer glass and slashed his face.
I live in a great city. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpW1dv6rTgk&feature=g-logo&context=G2f2
"Came too close to dying to stop living now!"